I was driven today after Weird Al’s latest album release to create something, and chucked this nugget together while driving home… when I saw one of these things… thusly, an ode… to the Nissan Van. Imagine this to the tune of the seminal classic from the Pointer Sisters: Neutron Dance. I don’t want to look […]
Some people have severe nose problems, and need to mind their own business. This message brought to you Thanks to a nosey person with severe gossipitis. You know who you are, and if you’re reading this, yeah, you should feel really bad. Cause you ruined my day, week and month. I cannot believe a person […]
I dreamed we were driving, somewhere outside a strange world in which Detroit and Boston are less than an hour by car. We were driving to a fight with another gang. On the radio, a song played. It’s the second time I’ve heard this song in a dream, but I know the song isn’t real: […]
This morning, I could not find my wallet. I was pissed. I started looking all over for my wallet, because I only put my wallet in a few places to avoid this kind of thing. I started to think “Oh crud (friendly thought language), I must have dropped it at Trader Joes or something last […]
This strip is simply genius. XKCD deserves to be run daily.
What if this is just the beginning? There’s some story or another about 3 earth-like planets found around a star recently. Scientists claim it’s too hot there to support Earth-style life, but they also make teh point that finding these planets proves that it’s a “crowded” universe. So, if we assume there are lots and […]
Just posting my mind on the adoption stuff… It amazes me how much Chris and Kim are going through to become parents. They have to prove beyond all reasonable doubt that they will be fit parents. Not just fit… they have to ace the test. They have to get straight A’s and present themselves as… […]
I hate this place. With all my heart. I do not like it here, and it has nothing to do with the place. I simply do not trust the management of this condo association in the slightest. Witness the atrocity that has sprung DIRECTLY OUTSIDE MY FRONT DOOR: I don’t know what else to do. […]