Poo on You (Who are You)

(Horrifically, we present this ruination of the classic song by “the Who”, which also served as the theme of the original CSI series…)

Poo on you
Poo Poo, Poo Poo
Poo on you
Poo Poo, Poo Poo
Poo on you
Poo Poo, Poo Poo
Poo on you
Poo Poo, Poo Poo
Poo on you

I woke up shit covered in a doorway
A janitor knew my name
He said you can clean this shit up
and then wash off and walk away

I staggered back to the porcelin
and the breeze blew back my hair
I remember shittin’ bricks
and preachin’ from that chair

Well Poo on You (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)
I really gotta go (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)
Tell ya, Poo on you (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)
Cause I really gotta go (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)

I plugged my nose with vapid dreams
back to scrubbin this shit
out of the tiled floor
with a handful of charmin’s best

I scrubbed till I hiccuped
and looked back on busy day
Eleven hours on the crapper
God, there’s got to be another way

Well Poo on You (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)
Oh, Poo on you! (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)
Don’t feed me tacos cause I’ll poo on you (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)
Oh fuck, said the burritos too (Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo, Poo on you)

Poo on you
(Poo on you, on ou, Poo on you, on you, Poo on you, on you)
(Poo on you, on ou, Poo on you, on you, Poo on you, on you)
(Poo on you, on ou, Poo on you, on you, Poo on you, on you)
(Poo on you, on ou, Poo on you, on you, Poo on you, on you)
(Poo on you, on ou, Poo on you, on you, Poo on you, on you)
(Poo on you, on ou, Poo on you, on you, Poo on you, on you)

Poo on you
Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo
Poo on you
Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo
Poo on you
Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo
Poo on you
Poo, Poo, Poo, Poo

I really gotta go
(Poo on you)
(Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo)
Gonna fuckin’ poo on you
(Poo on you)
(Poo Poo Poo Poo Poo)
You tell you you gotta poo?
(Poo on you)
I really gott ago
Oh I reallu gotta go
Oh God dammit, I really gotta go
poo poo poo on, uh, you?

 

 

 

 

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