Presidential Gauntlet

Fear not. The Presidential Campaign is cancelled. Instead of an election, John McCain and Barack Obama will both send their proxy to appear on ABC's Wipeout, with the winner taking the election. Think that sounds stupid? It's about asĀ  valid of a means of electing a President as the current election is bound to be. You see... there are no issues. There are no facts. All issues and facts are malleable, and can be pounded out, cast in form, and shined up to cast the best light on either candidate. In my opinion,…Read more …