“Weird Al” lyrics

I was driven today after Weird Al’s latest album release to create something, and chucked this nugget together while driving home… when I saw one of these things… thusly, an ode… to the Nissan Van. Imagine this to the tune of the seminal classic from the Pointer Sisters: Neutron Dance.

I don’t want to look at it anymore
I’ll just stay here locked behind the door
just no time to stop and get away
‘Caise the breakes don’t work anyways
whoo oooh, Whoo oooh

There’s no beauty in that facade
‘Cause than van took my heart and robbed me blind
Someone stole my brand new Chevrolet
and the rent is due, got no nothing to drive

And it’s hard to say, just how cheap some things can be
and it’s hard to find, any strength to fill the gas can
woah, I’m just burnin’ my Nissan Van
I’m just burning, Burning my Nissan Van

Industry don’t price things rights
all the common people driving filthy cars
roof caved in and rotors on fire
and to get ahead you must pimp out of your pants

And it’s hard to say, just how many smores we’ll make
and it’s hard to find, any place to park this thing
oh, I’m just burning my Nissan Van, Nissan Van
I’m just burning my Nissan Van

Whoo ooh, whoo ooh
It’s on fire, yeah, it’s on fire!

And it’s hard to say, how many smores we’ll make
and it’s hard to find, graham crackers so fine
Oh, I’m just burning my Nissan Van, Nissan Van
I’m just burning up my Nissan Van

I know there’ll be a lot of debris to clean
All I got to do is believe
Oh, I’m so happy burning my Nissan Van
I’m just burning my Nissan Van

Oh, I’m so happy burning my Nissan Van, Nissan Van
and Oh, I’m so happy burning my Nissan Van, Nissan Van
whoo ooh, whoo ohh,
Whoa I’m so happy, just burning than NV 200, damn!

I’m so happy burning that Nissan Van
I’m so happy burning that Nissan Van
I’m so happy burning that Nissan Van

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