Horny Vampire Squirrels

Outside my Window at WorkEvery day there is a Vampiric squirrel that attacks the “squirrel proof” feeder located right outside my window at work.

This squirrel is either pregnant, or a very excited little vampire squirrel.

The squirrel will sometimes violently dropkick the bird feeders to rattle some bird feed loose. We’re afraid that one day, the squirrel will drop kick a bird feeder so hard it will crack the window.

That would be bad, wouldn’t it?

In the mean time, the squirrel remains a source of fascination amongst the staff, and I sometimes watch the squirrel eat upside down and wonder “do squirrels get acid reflux?”

Second shot of Squirrel

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