Monthly Archives: February 2008

Imbeciles can't comprehend deafness

FACT: Telephones are useless to deaf people. COMPLETELY. UTTERLY. USELESS. I know of no one with a TTY, so I don’t have one. I don’t pay for a service that doesn’t serve me. Therefore, I have no telephone. Now, if you ever do anything that involves being involved with the phone company (say, AT&T’s U-Verse and DSL) the phone company… Read more →

Top Gear

I’ve come to the conclusion that one of my favorite shows on TV right now does NOT originate from the United States. Instead, I’ve become quite fond of “Top Gear”, which is produced by the BBC and rebroadcast in the US on BBCA (BBC America). The hosts are just freakin’ hilarious. They get to drive some of the coolest cars… Read more →


Survey. 1. How old were you in 1980? Eleven 2. How old were you in 1989? Eighteen 3. Were you a Toys R’ Us kid? Yup. And I still am. 4. Did you watch Transformers? Of course, but I couldn’t tell what they said because you just can’t lip read Optimus Prime. 5. Did you see E.T. on the big… Read more →

Too many changes

Too many changes in my life, man. I got fired from TLN, thereby losing a job I’d held for almost 12 years. Thus, I was forced to make changes. I have to change my cable TV. I had to change my car.  I had to drop my gym membership. Who knows what other changes I’ll have to make? Now, I’ve… Read more →


This is one of the funniest things to happen in wrestling in… a LONG time… Floyd Mayweather punches a kneeling Big Show in the face, and then runs like he got scalded with hot water. Just made me crack up… I’d run to if I hit a man 3 times my size in the face like that… Read more →