1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A. Emeril has nothing on me.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A. Well, I nce had a dream where I was sucked up into the sky and aliens played with my mind. When I returned, my beloved Ernie doll was gone. Was it a dream? Was it real?
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
4.)Q. Favorite place?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. Outbound Flighy by Timothy Zahn
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. Do hearing aids and a birthmark on my ass count?
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. Who are you?
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. I used to be optimistic, but I got screwed over too much for being optimistic. Now I’m pure negativity. I hate what those assholes made me.
13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. I don’t know… what kind of elevator has a restruant in it?
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. So many things to choose from…
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you:
15.)A. I’m not shy: I just can’t hear you.
16.)Q. Do have any pets?
17.)Q. Do u know how to do the macerana?
17.)A. I did it once, and felt filthy afterwards… like a million cliches slapped me in the face.
18.)Q. What time is it where you are now?
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Clown are clowns.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
20.)A. I’d be a lot skinnier with more hair on my head than my body.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. Crime? I don’t commit crimes. I change the definitions.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
25.)Q. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Move out of this hell hole.
26.)Q. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
27.)Q. What ‘s your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. Work, Parents, or Gym
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. Just Jebus and George.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Work out
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Professionally? No. Privately? To express displeasure.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?